it won't stop staring at me and it's not moving at all." "oh, you mean toby? he's actually a rock that i painted to look like a basset hound because i'm a completely normal human being." > steve: i'm writing a book. "hey, jimmy, there's something wrong with your basset hound. this is "painting pets on rocks," by lynn wellford. a whole book about calicos by paul galico." i can't help people. > steve: "my names galico, not calico." > jimmy: "don't make fun of my last name.
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> jimmy: jeff carless knows how to do it, paul. > jimmy: why not just change it to - you're writing a book about cats, take a message from jeff carless.
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it's a manual for kittens, strays and homeless cats translated from feline by paul galico. > steve: what? > jimmy: it really rolls of the tongue, miaow.
they're advertising another cat book called "the silent miaow." > jimmy: take a look on the back cover here. > jimmy: how about the picture where they fought the least? you just don't want a picture of a cute cat or anything? > steve: no, don't got that. > jimmy: you don't have one other photo? > steve: get the one where they're fighting. they're, uh - no other photo? > steve: yeah. any cat owners out there? one, two? this is "raising your cat: a a complete and illustrated guide," because these cats obviously have been raised well. "motorcycling for beginners." this next book is for all you cat owners out there. i guess that's why he rides motorcycles > steve: yeah. this is "motorcycling for beginners." but here's the best part, it's written by a guy named jeff carless. you like those higgins? > steve: i love them. apparently there aren't many because it's a pretty thin book. this is "the disadvantages of being dead." by a.r.d. let's see what's on my "do not read list" here. ♪ do not read do not read do not read these books these books ♪ > jimmy: now before we start, i just want you to know that every book i'm about to show you is 100% real. it's time for my latest installment of my "do not read list." here we go. i'm about to show you some books that you should avoid at all costs. so i'm going to help you guys out with your holiday shopping. but there are a lot of stinkers out there, higgins. > steve: what? > jimmy: everyone loves getting the gift of a good book. then they tell me i'm going to live? f-m-l." i mean. i spent all my savings, quit my job, flipped off my boss and my mother-in-law. > jimmy: finally, hopscotch was pardoned in 1980 by jimmy carter. i hit rock bottom one morning when i woke up next to a a chicken - a rubber chicken." sounds awful. booze, pills, huffing spray paint out of a bag and just tons of random sex. he said, "after i got pardoned i went absolutely crazy. we haven't gobbled on the phone since." i mean, just, a little sad. i overreacted, i fired my manager who was also my dad. and he said, "at first it was all autographs, paparazzi, guesting on letterman. caramel was pardoned in 2 2013 by president obama. and americans are like, actually, "we just want to finally put the key in the ignition. "i had an incident with a a cabinet door." during a recent interview with george stephanopoulos, president obama said that after his presidency, voters wiil want a, quote, new car smell in 2016. > jimmy: when people in the white house said, "don't let the door hit you on the way out," they meant it literally. > i had an incident with a a cabinet door. although i think we knew it was over when he showed how he handles furniture. hagel resigned after receiving criticism for his handling of national security issues like ebola and isis. More tracks like Dej Loaf - Try Me (Remix) Ft.White house became frustrated with his often embarrassing and contradictory remarks, at which point biden quietly started packing his things.Playlists containing Dej Loaf - Try Me (Remix) Ft.Users who reposted Dej Loaf - Try Me (Remix) Ft.Users who like Dej Loaf - Try Me (Remix) Ft.I seen Ty dolla sign and dej loaf at 2015 bet awards i live in Atlanta GA Comment by PJJ BOSS Yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Comment by TheReal$wain Yo this song is fire lol Comment by D'Von Hawthorne 1 Idk if is just me but dollar sign is fucking annoying Comment by 🌹aleenaleeslees✅ What the heck is this Comment by Tattianna Mcgaw This better with NBA young boy or cari b Comment by Samone Johnson YAASSSS REMY 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯 Comment by Samone Johnson Soz Comment by Lakita Stokes Lakita Stokes
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